Okay, I really like...

...Lynda Moore, the healthcare reporter on WTHR Eyewitness News. She was just reporting on a new surgical technique for reversing far-sightedness. While I've made and heard the joke so many times it's trite, I was taken aback when I heard her comment during her report, "while most far-sighted people need reading glasses or longer arms..." Sheesh! :-)

Who wrote this dance?

The last contra of the evening was more than a bit dizzying:

- Wavy line of four in the center - balance the line.
- Allemande right your neighbor 3/4 to long lines.
- Balance the long lines.
- Swing your neighbor.
- Circle left 3/4.
- Swing your partner.
- Do Si Do your neighbor 1 1/2 to new wavy line of four in center.

The tempo was very fast, and at the point where one changes direction in the Do Si Do, I started getting nauseated.