Okay, I really like...

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...Lynda Moore, the healthcare reporter on WTHR Eyewitness News. She was just reporting on a new surgical technique for reversing far-sightedness. While I've made and heard the joke so many times it's trite, I was taken aback when I heard her comment during her report, "while most far-sighted people need reading glasses or longer arms..." Sheesh! :-)