TTT Silliness

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Treebeard: We have decided. You are not orcs.

Merry: What about Saruman?

Me: "He's not an orc, either."

Stealth Elves
This has bugged me for a while, regarding one of Jackson's major changes in the film version. How exactly did Haldir get his little force of elves around the Uruk-Hai on their way to Helm's Deep? They have to come a lot farther. I can see them moving faster and not being seen - they're elves. Given the geography around Helm's Deep, and the fact that they arrived within at most a couple of hours before the Uruk-Hai force, how did they fit through?

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Related silly dinner conversation

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Jr. Jr: That's where the limbs were cut off- you can still see the circles.
Jr. Sr: Ah. I thought they were eyes.
jr: Trees don't have eyes.
sr: Treebeard does.
Me: I KNEW you were going to say that!