Except I really hate that particular euphemism.

[quasigeostrophy]

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The Golden Snatch
Sleazy manager	zeldajean
Scary bouncer	catzen
Most frequent customer	karenthecroccy
Highest paid stripper	ame_chan
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	cjsmith
Just doing this to pay for med school	origamislayer
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	gasslight
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Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

ooo, acrobatic! :)

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

I giggled when I saw that result come up as well. :-)

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's aerobatic. :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Talking to people who do it, of whom I am one, I hear both.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

So you've embraced the power of And? ;-)

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh. I forgot about that. But you cheat, you use engines. :)

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Usually. I haven't been in a glider in a while.

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

I used to fly hang gliders, but I never did anything more radical than the occasional (mild) wing over.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Ooo, hang gliders! Awesome. Lovely way to fly, I have always imagined.

I've had about three hang gliding lessons. I found myself absolutely incapable of flying them. I can do airplanes, I can do gliders (the kind you sit inside), but hang gliders -- controlling them works differently and I had a heckuva time trying to learn! :-)

[asetwoman.livejournal.com]

You hate that word that rhymes with "hatch"? I do too. Not really a euphemism, more like a word that connotes something dirty, if you ask me.

But, uh, now I gotta see what kind of strip club I'd run. brb.

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

"dysphemism"

[catzen.livejournal.com]

Scary bouncer. Hm. Yes, the idea of me working as a bouncer for a strip club called "The Golden Snatch" is indeed scary.

:-)

[gasslight.livejournal.com]

They were worth every dime, too!

[karenthecroccy.livejournal.com]

(hrm. let's try this again.)

Most frequent customer, oh yes.
Of course, I'm taking notes.
It's called research, right? Right? :)

[stitchinthyme.livejournal.com]

My husband the stripper. And here I thought he was just working from home. :-)