Amusing Snail Spam
Mar. 30th, 2004 12:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
quasigeostrophyGot a postcard today from a local real estate agent holding an Easter egg hunt in the park near our house. You have to laugh at mail merge results. The address of the card was made out to:
Home Owner
xxxx Street-we-live-on
Our Town, IN xxxxx
The note, logically, started out Dear Home,
*snicker*
Home Owner
xxxx Street-we-live-on
Our Town, IN xxxxx
The note, logically, started out Dear Home,
*snicker*
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Date: 2004-03-30 09:55 am (UTC)Back in the late 60's, when computer generated junk mailing was new, a friend of mine named Robert Evans III received an insurance pitch similar to the following:
To: Mr. Robert E. Iii
Dear Mr. Iii,
...I'm sure that if something were to happen to you, you'd want to be sure that Mrs. Iii and all the little Iiis would be taken care of...