If you call me...

[quasigeostrophy]

If you call me "Dan", you're in the vast majority.
If you call me "Daniel", you're making an erroneous assumption that really pisses me off.
If you call me "Danny", (and get away with it), you're either part of my immediate biological family or an extremely rare exception. Don't try this at home. ;-)
If you call me "Uncle Dan", you're one of computerchix's brother's children.
If you call me "Mr. Dan", you're computerchix's brother.
If you call me "Mr. Axxxxx", I'm probably at first going to assume you're trying to reach my father. Otherwise, you're trying to sell me something.
If you call me "Honey Pot", you're computerchix.
If you call me "Goon", you're aliciar.
If you call me "Indyansel", you probably only know me from LJ, and even then haven't paid much attention. :-)
If you call me "You" (as in "Hey, you", etc.), you're probably one of my silly friends. :-)

Comments

[sistercoyote.livejournal.com]

What if you know your name is Dan but you think of you as indyansel anyway?

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Well, then, that's thinking of me as that. Other than obvious LJ posts and comments where you'd use the LJ user icon thingy, have you called me that elsewhere? :-)