*squick*

eHarmony Founder: "To build a lasting relationship, you need to be matched on 29 dimensions." - Not 28. Not 30. 29.

Customer: "eHarmony allowed me to place an order for the perfect man." - *shudder*

Icky. Icky. Icky. Bleah.

I can't believe I haven't seen the obvious joke yet.

Spider-Man Web of Ads Unravels: Columbia Pictures and Major League Baseball retreated from a plan announced on Wednesday to place the "Spider-Man 2" name and design on bases during interleague games from June 11 to 13.

Apparently, all their base are not belong to us?

*ducks & runs*