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[quasigeostrophy]

There is a customer service skills class going on in the training room down the hall from my office. From what I hear of the trainer's voice, it sounds like a Lamaze class. To wit:

- "You can't push yet."
- "You've got to get them in just the right position, then you can push there."
- "Deep breaths."

*snicker*

Comments

[anmorata.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

It's getting worse. I just heard:

"Some of you might feel your body react. You might feel your breathing more intensely now." :-)

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[anmorata.livejournal.com]

Bwahahhah, that's priceless. :D Sounds like you've got your in-house entertainment for the day!

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Gods, this is customer service?

I'm picturing being a customer slowly being pushed into a garbage disposal...

I've had such *great* luck with customer service. (COMCAST SUCKS)

Of course, it does help when English is the primary spoken language. (trying not diss second language users that can actually be understood when they speak English!)

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

Or lessons in anal intercourse. ;)