Things that make me say "Buh?"

[quasigeostrophy]

Pulled the fine crop of thistles, dandelions, and other weeds that had been fruitful in the small bed next to the garage since the petunias didn't come back after the winter (I didn't expect them to). After just about a year of having been cut down, rooted out as much as possible, covered with newspaper, mulch, and having petunias flourish on top of them all last summer, what else did I find growing rather well in that bed?

The frickin' privets that we (thought we) got rid of last year!

Sheesh.