From an online job application

[quasigeostrophy]

This position requires interaction with customers and co-workers. Are you still interested in this position?

*snerk*

Comments

[catzen.livejournal.com]

interaction with customers and co-workers

That's vague. Can the requirement be satisfied by slapping them?

;-)

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

Sounds like management material to me!

[catzen.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. My taste in interaction? :-) Or does this simply meet with your approval after dealing with those insolent... um, you know... customers all day. ;->

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

Um...yes? ;)

[catzen.livejournal.com]

::smiles with approving benevolence::

You are likely a naughty girl, and we approve of you. :-)

::hugs::

[mac-arthur-park.livejournal.com]

Likely? Likely???

Jeez, am I ever slipping.

[catzen.livejournal.com]

No worries. I was (mostly) being coy and arch. :-)

[asetwoman.livejournal.com]

Golly. I thought I was applying to be a hermit or a beach comber, whichever position opened up first. :(