Why do some of these just seem too appropriate? ;-)

April Fool
cjsmith	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
copperwise	glues your house to your bedroom ceiling.
elmegil	buys you a Russian Bride.
explodingcat	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
geekchick	eggs your car.
gremlin44	TPs your cat.
karenthecroccy	shaves your elderly relatives.
krasota	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
medusas_secret	paints your dog orange.
soaring_phoenix	smiles. All the time.
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