Not surprising...

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Alternatives

Didn't take very long to find these. Century rides closer to home that don't require raising $3000 in less than five months. Won't have the hills or the same scenery of Death Valley, but I'll get back there someday.

Wabash River Century Ride - Lafayette, IN - August 23, 2003

Apple Cider Century Ride - Three Oaks, MI - September 28, 2003

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My New Age Religion...

From the most crappy regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Guy Fawkes, bringing to you the wisdom and DVD of the lost city of Timbuktu. To usher in the New Age of clocks you must heed my words and undulate angrily. The time is soon when the space hovercrafts of our galactic cousins will return and our collective snarkyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the uvula chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd metatarsel shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner umbrella. We must feel the inner umbrella, become the inner umbrella, vanish it like it was a porch. We must accept our karmic past, and as our yogi master, Sabrina, always says 'The true form of a bottle is actually a slippery sewing machine , but enlightenment is like a frozen strap on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no sister or anti-sister, only one great and omnipresent briefcase.

From here.

Painting Windows as Penance

In the beginning God created the donkey and the fire truck. The fire truck was without headphones and creepy. Then God said let there be yarn and there was yarn. And God saw the yarn, that it was superlative. On the 6th day God created the first man, Alonzo. And God saw Alonzo, that he was silky. God then took one of Alonzo's toenails and made the first woman, Jane. And God said you shall not eat of the platypus of bun for if you do you shall surely welcome. But unfortunately a wily tree tricked Jane into eating of the platypus of bun while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Alonzo and Jane then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a painter of windows, while Able was a herder of geese. Cane then gave God an offering of stupid pants and Able gave Him an offering of duck. But God really preferred the duck so Cane dimly colored Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to paint windows forever.

This meme is going to push the LJ signal to noise ratio close to zero for the next few days, I can tell! ;-)